weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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